Geek without clothes

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:25:51 GMT

Wanna get naked and wrestle?

I'm curious.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:24:51 GMT

Do vegans swallow cum?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:58:44 GMT

I'm fairly sure the people who have friended this journal did so because I asked to see their locked posts. However, on the chance they do read everyone they added, I have a question. If I were to start posting here more, what topics should I post about? If I were to start posting pictures, what would you want to see?

Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:18:08 GMT

I'm at a comicbook/scifi/etc convention this week. I've been to a few this year and they always seem to synonymous with nearly naked women in various costumes. For example, in the first 24 hours, I think I've seen 7 different women dressed as Princess Leia in the metal bikini from ROTJ. Now I don't mind the nudity, and in fact I applaud it. However, it gets to me that there is all of this boobage in the open and I'm not allowed to touch. It's like putting a plate of food in front of a hungry man and not letting him eat. I would ask for my picture with some of these ladies, but I'd have to fight the urge to grab a thigh. That's not fair to them, so I just look from a distance.

The other thing I'll say is that while some corsets make for nice cleavage, I dislike a few variations.
1. The top crease. This is when the boobs are pushed so far up that it creates a horizontal crease where the boobs meet the chest. That's pushing them up too far. The top of the boob should never go above true horizontal. Get a carpenter's level if you have to.
2. Pushing them out so far that the distance from chest to nipple is greater than the distance from top to bottom. I probably need a picture to help explain this, but I'm not going searching tonight. I might also be wrong in this description because it might happen naturally with fully breasts. The plight I'm concerned about is when it just doesn't seem natural.

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:11:43 GMT

I think I was Lemon Lawed tonight. She didn't call it that, but oddly when I realized that's what happened, I was okay with it. Technically, it happened outside of the initial 5 minute window, but since my drive to meet her was longer than the date, I'm going to say that's what happened.

Background material in case you don't know what I'm talking about:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Duel_(How_I_Met_Your_Mother)
http://www.hulu.com/watch/20141/how-i-met-your-mother-the-lemon-law
http://www.hulu.com/watch/20140/how-i-met-your-mother-lemon-law-backfire

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 06:22:50 GMT

Livejournal needs a way for me to figure this out without having to ask.

Is anyone on my friends list in New York City or Dublin, Ireland?

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:02:54 GMT

I sometimes wonder if there is a polite way of saying this to a friend.
"If you ever decide to have an affair or an open marriage, let me know."

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:05:59 GMT

In case anyone even noticed I was gone for 2 weeks, I'm back now.

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:50:45 GMT

For the first time since May 5th, I'm sleeping at home in my own bed. And I get to sleep naked!

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:21:12 GMT

From the casual encounters section: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/712071215.html

sex and air conditioning - m4w - 32 (Oakland)

Date: 2008-06-08, 9:11AM EDT

I'm looking to spend an intimate evening with someone who has an air conditioner. Must like oral, cuddling and setting the temperature to somewhere in the 70's.

Send photos of the air conditioner or describe how many BTUs it has.

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:30:28 GMT

Last post was in October? Doh.
I forgot to post it here before I left, but I'm in Pennsylvania for the summer. I'll be here until August 1st or so. After that I'll be driving back to California. Possibly by way of New Jersey and North Carolina. Sign up now if you want a visit from a random stranger (me).

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:38:36 GMT

I saw this video a few years ago, and I'm still amused by it.
Polly Wally

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:24:44 GMT

I signed a lease today for an apartment in South Campbell. I'll move within the next 30 days or so.
I'm also looking for a roommate who wants to live in the San Francisco South Bay area.

Wii!

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:04:47 GMT

Now when I ask a girl if she wants to come over my place and play with my wii, only half the time will it be a euphemism.

porn recycling

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:03:51 GMT

A few moves ago, I got rid of all my magazine porn, now I'm thinking about getting rid of my VHS stuff. I've been wondering if there's a way to recycle it. Maybe donate it to a homeless shelter.

Wed, 30 May 2007 09:25:00 GMT

Something has changed in my relationship with my work chair. We used to get along so well. Now it hurts sitting there after a few hours. I wonder if it's possible to get a butt massage. It's that spot at the bottom of the back, where the cheeks meet and the crack ends. It's sore!

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:44:42 GMT

These aren't all true for me, but they're reasonably accurate.
The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers:
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2007/04/sexdrive_0406

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:11:51 GMT

Remind me, is anyone on this friend's list living in Illinois? I'll be heading there for a wedding this summer.

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:49:19 GMT

Anyone want a visit from me while I'm in Pittsburgh next week or the week after?

Christmas Bonus!

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:35:40 GMT

Work gave us our christmas bonus in cash yesterday. I'm thinking of using some of it to work on a project I've been thinking about. I want to increase the level of internet nudity, preferably of the female flavor. To that end, I've been thinking about buying cameras or webcams for people. There are two major parts of that idea I haven't figured out yet. What make and model camera to pick that balances quality with quantity, so I can spread the love as far as possible. And how to choose who to give them to without it turning into some kind of circus that I don't want to deal with. I'm open to ideas that aren't of the 'pick me' variety.

Odd craigslist post

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:07:32 GMT

From http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/m4w/235608062.html

Roommate Or Girlfriend wanted

I'm looking for either a roommate or a girlfriend. Most likely first one, then the other. I'm hoping to find a new apartment in the next few months and I'd also like to have a date for New Years.

The idea person would:
Like comedy and scifi movies/tv/books/etc.
Pay rent on time.
Be a non-smoker.
Have no pets.
Understand my odd sense of humor.
Split utility bills 50/50.
Like cuddling on the couch watching a rented movie.
Keep up with their share of chores.
Be able to think of anything I'm forgetting.

I'm thinking of staying in the Mountain View area, but I could be convinced to move elsewhere for the right woman or apartment.

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:32:46 GMT

I'm still waiting for my manager's manager's approval, but I expect to be in Seattle, WA this Sunday afternoon until Wednesday afternoon for a conference.
Is anyone's Booty Call Schedule open then?

Is anyone on my friends list even near Seattle? I can't remember.

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:44:40 GMT

The world would be a better place if we all spoke the same language. Then I'd understand more of the plot in this porn I downloaded. I think it's in French.

Real wake up call

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:38:46 GMT

Hotels should offer a wake up blowjob service (and something similar for the ladies). Who decided that a buzzing box or a ringing phone was the best way to wake someone up? I should start a petition and collect signatures.

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:37:51 GMT

Pittsburgh, I have arrived. Who is first?